"FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!"
— No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
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I have 9 tabs open right now (excluding tumblr) and half of them are online shopping for shoes and shiny things and the other half are about facilities which offer fire assay (with both gravimetric and atomic absorption), and multi-element ICP analysis and assays complete with their related equipment in wet labs…
For some odd reason each half makes me feel better about the other. I want a better job that’s actually in my field.
This has been a post.
Riddle me this: you’re an invisible thirteen year old who has just snuck into a candy shop. Looking around, at all of the hundreds of different types of sweets that surround you, what do you go for? A lollipop. That your friend had already brought. YOU’RE INVISIBLE IN A CANDY SHOP AND YOU STEAL CANDY THAT SOMEONE HAS ALREADY BOUGHT. And not just anyone. Neville Longbottom. The kid with the worst luck in the world, and you steal his goddamn lollipop. Is anyone surprised that you’ve got a horcrux inside you, Harry Potter? Because I’m not surprised one bit.
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GPOY
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If SOPA passes
- Facebook user: oh well, it was fun while it lasted
- Twitter user: guess I can't tweet anymore. that's too bad
- Tumblr user: I'm going to steal the declaration of independence
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